y0-y0,

h0, h0, h0,

i'm in Korea,

water purity gives me diareah,

dat don't matta cuz i'm a true playa.

all mah homies like Jenna Talia and Phil,

better be recordin mah favorite show "One Tree Hill,"

scopin out fine hunks from my window sill,

instead i ran out to catch a dolla bill,

you wish you could free style like me, but you got no skill,

talk to ya later, keep it real.

I feel a poem cummin 0n...

School is now over,

Must go outside and pick a four-leaf clover,

I'm so poor i'm forced to stay sober.

Pondering what my next fetish will be,

I click the remote to turn on the T.V.,

The amount of inspiration I got was off the heezee,

One Tree Hill is bangin like crazee.

I have found my new love,

Name: Chad Michael Murray
Character: Lucas Scott
Date of birth: August 24, 1981
Birthplace: Buffalo, New York

and if he don't cum thru, theres always

Name: James Lafferty
Character: Nathan Scott
Date of birth: July 25, 1985
Birthplace: Hemet, California
You've seen him on: Emeril (James Lagasse)

                        Off To Korea I Go .. dun dun dun